Teacher:
Schools almost over
Teacher:
and this is crazy
Teacher:
but here's three projects
Teacher:
they're all due friday
during the day;
right before I go to bed;
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me:
omg i'm going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and i'll have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect
me:
is that cake
me looking at basically any picture of me:
why
i’m actually terrified
I ACTUALLY SCREAMED AND CHOKED ON MY SPIT nooOOOOOooOo
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Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriend
He wants to be nice to them and make them famous
He is choosing out of only new followers
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Parents:
you're so beautiful
Family:
you're so beautiful
Friends:
you're so beautiful
Obama:
you're so beautiful
Aliens:
you're so beautiful
ghosts:
you're so beautiful
cavemen:
you're so beautiful
plants:
you're so beautiful
animals:
you're so beautiful
God:
you're so beautiful
one direction:
you're so beautiful
the world:
you're so beautiful
guys at my school:
KILL IT WITH FIRE AND HOLY WATER










